Joe Rogan Experience #2434 - Kurt Metzger

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Joe Rogan Experience #2434 - Kurt Metzger

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January 6, 2026
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Techno-Puritanism and the AI God

Metzger explains the concept of 'Techno-puritanism,' a belief system where tech elites view AI as a literal God existing outside of traditional linear time.

artificial intelligence knowledge
2:22:32
Duration: 0:48

The Wobble of the Earth: Procession of the Equinoxes

Joe Rogan and Kurt Metzger discuss the 26,000-year wobble of the Earth and how it dictates long-term climate cycles and alignment of ancient Egyptian sites.

geology knowledge
1:01:43
Duration: 0:46

The Dark Origins of Kindergarten

Metzger discusses the Prussian roots of the modern school system and its original intent to distance children from parents and prepare them for state industry and war.

education knowledge
44:39
Duration: 0:24

Ancient Trauma Training: From Vlad to MK Ultra

Joe Rogan and Kurt Metzger discuss how ancient rulers used extreme trauma to condition children into 'monsters,' drawing parallels to modern psychological programs.

psychology knowledge
2:27:42
Duration: 0:46

The Truth About Vitamin D and Sunlight

Kurt and Joe discuss the critical importance of Vitamin D, the health benefits of direct sun exposure, and the claim that official health recommendations for Vitamin D intake are significantly lower than what the body actually needs.

health advice
1:22:24
Duration: 0:56

The Secrets of Bohemian Grove and the Owl God

A deep dive into the 'Cremation of Care' ceremony at Bohemian Grove, discussing the symbolism of the giant owl statue and Alex Jones' famous infiltration of the site.

Secret Societies knowledge
9:45
Duration: 0:55

How the CIA Launched Modern Art

A deep dive into the theory and public record regarding the CIA's involvement in promoting American abstract expressionism as a psychological weapon against Soviet realism.

modern art controversy
45:46
Duration: 0:56

The True Purpose of MK Ultra

Kurt Metzger breaks down the alleged goals of the MK Ultra program, describing it as a project to create programmable spies and identity-shifting assets.

conspiracy theories knowledge
1:55:57
Duration: 0:26

The Tech Elites Rebranding Eugenics

A discussion on the 'pro-natalist' movement among tech billionaires who advocate for genetic screening and high birth rates to prevent societal collapse.

eugenics controversy
2:20:52
Duration: 1:12

Plasma: The Forgotten 99% of the Universe

A deep dive into why plasma, the fourth state of matter, is rarely taught in schools despite making up nearly all visible matter in the universe. Metzger and Rogan explore the potential hidden applications of plasma physics.

science knowledge
1:35:32
Duration: 1:22

The Dark Reality of Dolphin Intelligence and Behavior

Joe and Kurt discuss the surprisingly aggressive and sexual nature of dolphins, debunking the 'friendly' image with facts about their cerebral cortex and social habits.

Animal Behavior knowledge
21:14
Duration: 2:36

The Low-Tech Matrix of Lies

Kurt Metzger argues that brainwashing doesn't require exotic technology, but rather simple psychological tricks and a 'house of cards' of lies.

mind control motivation
2:25:05
Duration: 0:28

The Real Reason the Sentinelese Hate Outsiders

Kurt Metzger explains the dark history of Maurice Vidal Portman and how his actions shaped the oral tradition of the North Sentinel Islanders to be hostile toward the modern world.

history knowledge
42:24
Duration: 1:17

Why Oligarchs are Frantically Buying TikTok

Kurt Metzger discusses the 'shadow presidency' of Larry Ellison and why the elite are desperate to control TikTok after losing the narrative with the younger generation.

Media Control controversy
5:31
Duration: 0:47

The UFO to UAP Rebrand: The 'Diddy' Strategy

Kurt Metzger uses a hilarious analogy comparing the government's shift from calling objects 'UFOs' to 'UAPs' to a corporate rebranding or a celebrity changing their name to distance themselves from past scandals.

conspiracy theories humor
1:32:54
Duration: 0:40

The Hidden Bounty System Behind Viral Tweets

Kurt Metzger explains how foreign entities and billionaires use 'bounty systems' to pay influencers for specific narratives, moving beyond simple bot farms to paid human engagement.

Social Media Manipulation controversy
3:07
Duration: 1:53

The Minnesota Shooter's Viral Allegations

Rogan and Metzger review a bizarre letter from a shooter in Minnesota who claimed to be trained by military personnel and alleged a connection to Governor Tim Walz.

current events controversy
2:00:09
Duration: 3:26

Project SATAN: The UK's Geoengineering Experiment

A look at the controversial UK balloon experiment named SATAN that involved stratospheric particle injection and how it fuels modern geoengineering theories.

geoengineering controversy
1:00:08
Duration: 0:49

The Melanie Griffith Plane Fart Story

Joe Rogan tells a hilarious and bizarre story about a man accidentally unloading a massive fart right next to sleeping actress Melanie Griffith on a long-haul flight.

Celebrity Stories humor
35:55
Duration: 0:55